SAMPLE TAPESample readings from the illustrative dossiers below.
ChurnMine
■Competitive intelligence desk

Your competitors' one-star reviews are your best sales copy.

ChurnMine mines 1★ and 2★ reviews across seven platforms and turns customer rage into verbatim voice-of-customer data, a vulnerability score, ready-to-run ad angles and an Us-vs-Them switch battlecard.

No signup. Free preview returns the score, the primary wound and the lead ad angle.

TrustpilotShopify App StoreApp StoreWordPress.orgG2CapterraAmazonCSV
● Specimen · MailchimpSample
Vulnerability
81
CriticalContact-count billing ambush
RCPT 001★☆☆☆☆
“We were charged for unsubscribed contacts we can't even email. Our bill doubled in one month without warning.”
— Retail founder · US · Oct 03, 2026Illustrative composite
RCPT 002★☆☆☆☆
“I archived 4,000 contacts to stay under the limit and the next invoice was still higher. Nobody could explain why.”
— Nonprofit comms lead · UK · Sep 27, 2026Illustrative composite

Fig. 1 — Every trigger phrase is highlighted where the customer wrote it. Live audits verify each quote against its source.

§ Live dossiers

Three competitors. Zero logins.

Toggle a dossier below. The score, the primary wound and the lead ad angle are open — the rest of the battlecard is sealed, exactly as a free audit returns it.

Dossier MAILCHIMPTrustpilot214 reviewsSample · illustrative● Free preview
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Mailchimp · Email & SMS marketing

Mailchimp's contact-based billing is quietly pushing small senders out the door.

Across 214 one- and two-star Trustpilot reviews, 38% describe invoices that jumped after list growth or plan changes, and 41% say they are cancelling or have already left. Brevo, MailerLite and Kit are named most often as the exit.

Named exitsBrevoMailerLiteKitConstant Contact
Churn severity
81/100
Critical
Top pain point
38%

Contact-count billing ambush

Switch intent
41%

of reviewers are leaving or shopping

Verified quotes
11

Illustrative composites

Pain radar

5 clusters
255075#01 · 88#02 ▒#03 ▒#04 ▒#05 ▒
Shape = severity · dot = share of reviews
Deepest wound
Contact-count billing ambush — severity 88, 38% of reviews.
Most likely to defect
Contact-count billing ambush — high switch intent across 81 reviews.
Where they go
Brevo · MailerLite · Kit · Constant Contact
Your opening
Sealed in the free preview.

Pain clusters

ranked by severity × share · open a cluster for its receipts

  1. Customers are billed on audience size — including unsubscribed and dormant contacts — and discover the jump on the invoice. Small senders read it as a penalty for growing.

    • “bill doubled”
    • “unsubscribed contacts”
    • “without warning”
    • “tax on growing”
    RCPT 001★☆☆☆☆
    “We were charged for unsubscribed contacts we can't even email. Our bill doubled in one month without warning.”
    — Retail founder · US · Oct 03, 2026Illustrative composite
    RCPT 002★☆☆☆☆
    “I archived 4,000 contacts to stay under the limit and the next invoice was still higher. Nobody could explain why.”
    — Nonprofit comms lead · UK · Sep 27, 2026Illustrative composite
    RCPT 003★★☆☆☆
    “Paying more every single year for fewer features. It feels like a tax on growing your list.”
    — Agency owner · AU · Sep 19, 2026Illustrative composite
Sealed in the free preview

4 more pain clusters are sealed

  • + 4 ranked clusters
  • + 8 verbatim quotes
  • + Severity & switch intent
  • + Trigger phrases

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§ Method

From rage to revenue in four passes.

  1. 01r.jina.ai · iTunes RSS · residential proxy

    Mine

    Pull only the 1★ and 2★ reviews — the ones written by customers who are already halfway out the door.

  2. 02JSON-schema output · verbatim-verified quotes

    Cluster

    Gemini 2.5 Flash groups every complaint into pain clusters scored for severity, share and switching intent.

  3. 03VoC dictionary · emotion-tagged

    Lexicon

    Extract the exact phrases customers use when they're furious — the words your ads and emails should borrow.

  4. 04Switch kit · copy-ready

    Arm

    Ship ad angles, an Us-vs-Them table, objection handlers and a sub-75-word cold email.

§ Sources

Seven platforms, one router.

Paste any review URL — ChurnMine detects the platform and picks the extraction path. When a site fights back, paste the reviews or drop a CSV. It always works.

  • Trustpilotr.jina.ai markdown extraction?stars=1&stars=2● Live
  • Shopify App Storer.jina.ai markdown extraction?ratings[]=1&ratings[]=2● Live
  • WordPress.org pluginsr.jina.ai + reviews RSS?filter=1 · ?filter=2● Live
  • Apple App StoreiTunes customer-reviews RSS (JSON)im:rating ≤ 2● Live
  • G2 · Capterra · AmazonResidential proxy adapter (Scrape.do)lowest-rated, ≤ 2★◐ Key required
  • Paste · CSV uploadLocal parser, auto column detectionrating ≤ 2 when present● Always on
§ Pricing

Cheaper than one lost deal. Much cheaper than a CI analyst.

Free preview
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  • Vulnerability score + verdict
  • Primary pain cluster with verbatim quotes
  • Lead ad angle
  • Trustpilot · Shopify · App Store · WordPress · Paste/CSV
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